Super computer commissioned to build the ultimate weapon, a supernova bomb networked to every major sun in the universe.
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August 23, 2014
Drinking Game Rules:
Bond makes a joke right after killing someone = take a drink
Blatant sexism and/or sexual assault = take a drink
Austin Powers = take a drink
Anyone says “Pussy” = take a drink
If Bond drinks, you drink
Oddjob throws his hat = drink
Explosion = drink
Dick Laser = finish your drink
Fuck yeah taco night!!!
Hunger games 2: we’re stuffing out faces (at Roosevelt Island Firefighters Field)
Unfortunately, despite the fact that there are so many people in the city of Istanbul, no one is willing to give these animals food, water and shelter.
I don’t know if this has been done yet, but I felt like doing it.
In case you need a ride somewhere.
Missed a pretty important one if you’re talking about interstellar hitchhiking
13 mile ride round trip to the UPS facility in ENY for moms brew of the month birthday present. Thanks for sending locals, dicks. Ugh
This fluffy son of a female cat has claws and a temper, but still loveable…ish
Loki sitting for Chris and
Realizing there are still a ton of
Marvel portraits that I’ve yet to post to tumblr! I’ll be doing an AP sale of every print from my show, HOPEFULLY soon, so look for that.
Fucking Deadpool. I need that one bad.
Happy 4th of July!
This is Leela’s new fireworks shelter. She hates the 4th as much as the last 2 nights of thunder storms.
1000 Tees - 270
I’d defer for this
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
bbigsleep, via effyeah-h2g2)
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, book 2: Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy, Chapter 1. Truer words